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Shhh. Don’t tell the new designers.

Michael McWatters
UX Collective
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3 min readOct 5, 2022

  • It’s a lot of rectangles.
  • 32% of your time will be spent labeling buttons.
  • Blood will be shed over any question that begins, “Should designers…”.
  • All the research in the world is no match for your CEO’s opinion.
  • Perfect may be the enemy of the good, but that won’t stop you from trying.
  • The design will fail on one platform, and that platform will be the one your boss uses.
  • The biggest blocker to career growth will be the need to update your portfolio.
  • You may be a user, but you’re not the user.
  • The delta between what you designed and what gets shipped can be measured in light years.
  • You don’t label and organize your layers because you work on tight deadlines. Other designers don’t label and organize their layers because they’re lazy sociopaths.
  • A hundred successful happy paths can be ruined by a single unaddressed edge case. Related: no project plan includes time to design for edge cases.
  • The best idea will come to you while riding a bike, kneading bread, prepping for a colonoscopy, or any other time you can’t act on it.

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Written by Michael McWatters

VP, Product Design at Max | HBO Max. Formerly TED. Better after a nap.

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Agile is mostly Waterfall set to repeat.

The truest truth.

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This article made me laugh and tear up at the same time. Thanks for the free therapy.

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All the research in the world is no match for your CEO’s opinion.

Leadership: “We need to be customer focused! We make experiences for the customer!”

Also Leadership: “So my [Insert family member here] found this really cool website that does [X, Y, Z]. We need something like this by EOW.”

😂😅😭

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